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i’d rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i’d live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
we built dick city
we built dick city on cock and balls
Not lesbians this time but equally funny…
Parent: “Just to make sure I didn’t– I didn’t mishear what you said, what did you say I look like?”
Child: “A douche in that hat.”
Parent: [holding back laughter] “I– you said I look like a douche in this hat?”
Child: “Uh-huh.”
Parent: “A– a douche? You’re saying a douche?”
Child: “Yep.”
Parent: “Adley, what is a douche? What is– what are you talking about?”
Child: “It’s kind of– it’s– it’s kinda like a– a king, or something. He’s a king.”
Parent: “Like a king?”
Child: “Uh-huh.”
Parent: “You’re saying a king? A douche is like a king?”
Child: “Uh-huh.”
[long, bewildered silence]
Parent: “Do you mean a duke?”
Child: “Yep!”
Parent: “Okay. Thank you so much for the compliment, sweetie, um– but it is a duke. Look– look– look– look at me. A duke. Not a douche. Alright?”
Child: “A douche?”
Parent: [laughing] “No, no, not a douche. A duke!”
just saw a “only one bed” fic with the major character death warning
“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
